15. Skinned Babysitter
I regularly babysit two girls, 3 and 5 years old. Both blonde with huge blue eyes and big smiles, they are the creepiest people I have ever met. Once, after I picked them up from daycare, I tried to get them excited for dinner, seeing as they don’t normally eat that much when I’m there.
I asked them in an overly excited voice, ‘Hey guys, what do you want for dinner?’ The eldest looks at me, runs away, and hides behind a corner; sticking her head out, she whispers, ‘I want a skinned babysitter.
