11. How I Got Dumped
Fun story – a couple of weeks ago, my gf knew for the first time in 4 years where she wanted to go for dinner. When we got there she dumped me. Knew something was wrong the whole time, but everything was “fine” when I’d ask.
At one point she refused to hold my hand and I asked her one more time. Got a “Really? You want to do this here?”
