That’s The Price

She reached for a menu and opened the quesadilla page. “Here,” she pointed at the prices. “Basic quesadilla with a side of guacamole, $12. You had two, which makes it $24. But I might be mistaken, seeing as I use my brain as a hat.”
The woman flinched at that but said, “I didn’t get any of the included items on the menu.”
“Yes,” Ana agreed. “But you ordered two quesadillas. Therefore that is what you got charged.”