Celebrities Who Don't Actually Do Anything

Rob Kardashian

It must be nice to be in the right company at the right time. For these “celebrities” they are famous for either being in the company of someone else, having sex with someone else, being related to someone else, etc. But what do they actually do…?

You know their names, you know their associations, but what do they ACTUALLY do? 90% of the time, surprisingly, the answer is NOTHING. Let’s take a look at 15 celebrity moochers!

One of the “other” Kardashians, Rob is probably one of the luckiest moochers on this list. Considered the “black sheep” of the family, Rob is universally considered a lazy bro.

Kevin Federline

And while he does a sock line (cool story, bro), basically all of his income comes from appearing on countless episodes of ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians.’

Known for being the first husband of Britney Spears and the father to her 2 children, Kevin was an unknown backup dancer before the two hit it off. But after a couple of years, we know how that all turned out. Kevin was rumored to be abusive to Britney (she was no saint either), and they eventually divorced.

Kate Gosselin

From the divorce, Kevin got half of everything and custody of the children (this was Britney’s “crazy” years), and he has been living the good life ever since. Luckily him and Britney are now talking again, for the sake of raising their children.

Known universally for having way too many kids, Kate shot into the spotlight because of her show “Jon and Kate Plus 8,” where it showcased her “hardworking and loving nature.” But viewers didn’t take so kindly to her, calling her selfish for airing her dirty laundry for personal gain. Now divorced from Jon, Kate lives the “high-life” while Jon is living the single life somewhere.

Tila Tequila

Some would say she got the better end of the stick.

36-year-old Tila Tequila is a TV Personality (re: person who had their bit in the limelight because of a reality show) that is a professional social media moocher. Constantly surrounding herself with celebrities, Tila doesn’t really do… anything.

Michael Lohan

Unless being a glorified instagram model is something. But hey, she is hustling with minimal effort, so I guess that’s something.

The father of Lindsay Lohan, Michael is only “famous” because of his superstar daughter. Michael doesn’t really do anything, except for misbehave in public, air his dirty laundry to the world for a quick buck, and generally be a POS.

Dean McDermott

Let’s just say Michael isn’t going to win father-of-the-year any time soon.

Husband of actress Tori Spelling, Dean is a major moocher with marital issues. Cheating on Tori multiple times, many speculate that he only married Tori for her family riches. But what does Dean do?

Lala Kent

He was the host of a cooking show for a while, but it is no longer on air. Tori’s has been on the decline as of late, but with talks of a 90210 reboot, maybe she will see a resurgence in her acting career. Meanwhile, Dean is doing… nothing.

The new pretty blonde from “Vanderpump Rules,” Lala is notoriously known for being a moocher. She has been called out multiple times for dating rich MARRIED men, and she is now with a guy who left his wife to date her. Rumor has it that he has a big account, but maybe she is looking past that?

Blac Chyna

Only she can know. Because with her highly public lifestyle, there is no way she can afford what she does with the restaurant job she has.

The baby mom of Rob Kardashian, Blac Chyna is no longer with Rob, but she is still sticking around the Kardashian circle.

Corey Gamble

Besides from posting revealing pictures on social media, Blac Chyna is an “entrepreneur” and “model.” Cool.

Another moocher in the Kardashian circle, Corey is Kris Jenner’s “boy toy”. At only half of Kris’ age, many speculate that his is in it for the fame and thrills. While Corey does have a legitimate job as a road manager for many celebs, his work has “unsuspectedly slowed” since he met Kris.

Jonathan Cheban

But hey, they both seem happy, so who cares if she is his sugar mama. At the head of one of the biggest entertainment empires, it’s not like she doesn’t have the money.

Alleged bestie of Kim Kardashian West, Jonathan was reportedly in public relations before meeting Kim. And while he is still doing that, he is usually just hanging out and appearing with the A-list crowd.

Rachel Dolezal

Now we don’t doubt that Jonathan is actually besties with Kim, but the privilege that his company gives him can’t hurt. The fact that he has appeared on Kim’s reality show more times than we can count is definitely a telling sign.

Rachel Dolezal, the white woman who famously identifies as an African-American, wasn’t necessarily mooching, but reaping the wrongful fruits of her situation. Once the president of a NAACP chapter, she has since resigned after the bad press.

Aubrey O’Day

It was obvious that Rachel was trying to push herself into the limelight, and just by the fact that we all know who she is, she might’ve succeeded.

34-year-old singer of Danity Kane fame, Aubrey had a bright future as an artist. But unfortunately everything went to her head, and he career spiralled out of control after Danity Kane called it quits. After the breakup, she did a couple reality shows, such as Celebrity Apprentice, Famously Single, and Celebrity Big Brother.

Recently though, she hasn’t done much in either the music or acting avenue, but she has appeared in the stories and posts of other famous rappers and producers as arm candy. Also, as you can see from the above photos, Aubrey has had so much plastic surgery done that she is almos unrecognizable.