46. Real-Life “One Punch Man”
“When I was in the military, we had a ‘gut punch challenge.’ I chose not to participate. I have very ‘heavy hands;’ I’ve broken a couple of the punch-strength things before.
There was one guy who kept egging me on. I just kept saying no. But finally, he started talking too much crap. So I let him go first. He reared back and I just absorbed the hit. Honestly wasn’t a bad punch.
My turn. I sized him a couple of times with practice line-up swings. He mocked this. I gave him one more warning. He laughed at it. So I pulled back and blasted him. Square on the belly button.
He doubled over and his face went pale white. Lips blue. Air completely out of his system.
He spent a couple minutes struggling to catch air. Then, unfortunately, the worst part happened; When he rolled over, we all saw it: He crapped himself.”
