40. He Designed a Good Plan
“Knew a crazy kid in elementary school. Kid jumped across the table and tried to choke me out. I got suspended because I instigated it by saying he was ‘cuckoo for cocoa puffs,’ when the only thing that kid ever talked about was Cocoa Puffs and he was wearing a Cocoa Puffs shirt that day.
Senior year of high school, kid was in my design class. Needed to get a C or better on the final.
Over the year, I found out the kid was taking my work off my share drive (high school IT was dumb and each kid’s folder was public) and copying it.
For the final, I purposely messed up the drawing in my folder, but the kid didn’t double-check it. He turned it in and failed and had to go back and be a super senior.
TLDR. Kid Choked Me. Waited 10 years. Made them fail high school.”