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50 Times People Hilariously Got What Was Coming to Them

13. “Sure, Sure, I Heard of Grits”

“I’m a lawyer. In court once, opposing counsel decided that I had coached my witness and gave him lines to repeat, that he was lying. Short version is that he asked the witness if he spoke to me before he testified. Witness said he had. Attorney looked like he thought he had me. 

Attorney asked the witness what I told him, what instructions I gave him. Witness looked him dead in the eye and said, ‘First thing he told me was to tell the truth no matter what. He said the lawyer is never the one who goes to jail, that he isn’t going to jail for me, and if I lie, I’m on my own.’ 

Attorney looked like someone took the air out of him. Everyone in the courtroom simultaneously looked at me. 

Only time I’ve smirked or laughed in court. I wanted to put my feet up on the table like I was Vincent LaGuardia Gambini, hands behind my head, and say, ‘I’m done with this guy.’”



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