As sad as it is to admit, the world is full of crappy people. Not evil people or people who are into some sick stuff, just crappy in the sense that Karen and Ken are crappy. You know, the people who complain about everything and just want to make everyone around them as miserable as they are.
The only relief is knowing that these people definitely get what’s coming to them. The most satisfying? When they bark up the wrong tree. These people messed with the bulls and hilariously got the horns.
1. Reigning Champ
“While I was in high school, I was the reigning city fencing champion in both the youth and adult tournaments. My high school decided to do a school-wide fencing unit for Phys. Ed. and the coach they brought in to teach all of the students was my actual coach. During my classes, my coach naturally brought me up to help demonstrate the various moves.
However, for some reason one of my classmates didn’t understand that I wasn’t chosen at random. He started talking about how I looked like I didn’t know what I was doing, and how he could probably completely cream me in a duel. Now, he actually was pretty good for a guy who’d never fenced before, and at the first opportunity, he decided to have a go at me. It was about to go down.
I picked him apart, not giving up a single touch, and used the opportunity to practice my parry and ripostes. I admit I took a bit of sadistic pleasure in thoroughly beating him. Afterward, my coach made a point of congratulating the other guy for doing so well against the city champ, which changed his attitude considerably.”
