20 Of The Funniest Yearbook Quotes Around

“Sometimes I Get Emotional Over Fonts.”

And sometimes, people who read Cassidy’s quote get emotional too, but probably not the way Kanye does.

“The Best Things In Life Are Free. Like Long Walks To The Freezer To Get Some Ben And Jerry’s Strawberry Cake. Yumm!”

The walk may be free, but the ice cream isn’t. 

At least it’ll be delicious.

“The Only Reason I Went To School All This Time Is To Distract Myself From The Fact I’ll Never Be Beyonce.”

Not a bad tactic, McKenzie. 

But what are you going to do for the rest of your life?

“Morgan Is My Girlfriend.”

After they see this, at least everyone will want to be friends with this funny girl!

“Mary Had A Little Lamb, The Doctor Fainted.”

Who knew that this funny little boy would grow up to be not only a silver-fox, but also one of the most popular news anchors of all time?

“I Don’t Know, You Can Just Put Some Quote In For Me.”

Be careful what you wish for, Connor. 

This could have easily been a whole lot worse.

“You Know The World Has Come To A Dark Place When You Lower Yourself To Quoting Sex And The City.”

Well, this is awkward. 

Sean’s quote would be funny on it’s own, but it gets downright hysterical placed next to Stephanie’s.

“I Love Me A Good Pancake.”

We all love a good pancake, Joseph. 

Perhaps you could think of something more original for your yearbook quote?

“I Bet You Didn’t Even Know This Was An Option”

Everyone else can give up, because James wins for most original yearbook quote thanks to his use of emojis.

“It’s Not Enough That I Should Succeed – Others Should Fail.”

Spoken like a true future dictator, or at least the CEO of a Fortune 500 company.

“See kids, I told you your mom was hot back in high school.”

When she has kids of her own, she can prove to her kids that she was good looking back in the day. 

Maybe only then will her kids believe her.