1. “You’re going to fall down…”
Does anyone else think a drunk woman wearing high heels resembles a baby giraffe learning to walk? Why walk when you can stumble, trip and bump into everything… say hi to an officer and go home. Well in this case, she was most likely just an inexperienced heels walker, but graduation is the worst time to be a baby giraffe considering your parents are there snapping pictures of your graceful walk…
2. “Life is not easy for anyone.”
Everyone told him, “watch your step on the way up there”. But did he listen? That would be one gigantic no. It doesn’t help when you pre-game graduation with a bottle of champagne an hour before the ceremony starts. Poor guy never saw it coming.
3. “Have the courage to accept that you’re not perfect…”
Oh man, this guy thought he was going to rock the stage after he was handed his College diploma. He had it all planned out. He was going to land that backflip right before he walked off for his family and friends to see. He would’ve been the star of the show that day. I guess it just wasn’t his day.
4. “Maybe there’ll be time for a do-over if you don’t get it right the first time.”
The effects of drinking heavily before graduation…You think it’s all going according to plan. You grab your diploma, you’re headed off stage, and just when you think you’re in the clear you miss four out of five steps as you go for a ride your family won’t ever forget.
5. “There is nothing more beautiful than finding your course…”
Did he faint? Was he about to do the worm? Did he fall on his face and leave all of his classmates in hysterics because they knew exactly how hungover he was going into the ceremony? Anything is possible here. Either way, it didn’t go as planned.
6. “And now go, and make interesting mistakes…”
Have you ever played Mario Cart and shot a banana peal at one of the other cars and they went right to last place in the race? Well that’s pretty much what happened here. This young fellow appeared to have slipped on life itself.
7. “There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized.”
This one was clearly a genuine blunder. There’s no way that she didn’t walk away from this one with a bright red face and her best friends gasping for air as she loses it on the way down from the stage. We feel bad for her parents most of all, considering they traveled all that way to take a video of their kid graduating, and this is the performance she gave them!
8. “In life, the things that go wrong are often the very things that lead to other things going right.”
It’s the absolute worst when you trip on your own pant leg as you’re walking across a stage in front of all of your friends and family. I mean, it would honestly not have been that bad if it was a wire for the microphone on stage or something like that, but clearly, he had nobody to blame but himself on this one.
9. “There is no straight path…”
Wow this guy took a digger! He went face first down the graduation ramp. There’s no way he wasn’t walking away from this one without a banged-up face.
10. “I’m going to hazard a guess and say that things totally didn’t turn out like you expected.”
In basketball, we’d call that one a dive, but he didn’t even make it to the stairs! He flew down those two small steps directly onto his head! Good thing his buddy graduated right before him so he had someone to dust him off right after that embarrassing moment.
11. “Your generation has made giant strides…”
Everyone told him, “watch your step on the way up there”. But did he listen? That would be one gigantic no. It doesn’t help when you pre-game graduation with a bottle of champagne an hour before the ceremony starts. Poor guy never saw it coming.
12. “You can’t connect the dots looking forward…”
Everyone told him, “watch your step on the way up there”. But did he listen? That would be one gigantic no. It doesn’t help when you pre-game graduation with a bottle of champagne an hour before the ceremony starts. Poor guy never saw it coming.
13. “Take your risks now…”
Wow this guy took a digger! He went face first down the graduation ramp. There’s no way he wasn’t walking away from this one without a banged-up face. That’s what you get for cartwheeling down the ramp, buddy!
14. “Just imagine the kind of impact you’re going to make.”
Did he faint? Was he about to do the worm? Did he fall on his face and leave all of his classmates in hysterics because they knew exactly how hungover he was going into the ceremony? Anything is possible here. Either way, it didn’t go as planned.
15. “You must exercise great care.”
In basketball, we’d call that one a dive, but he didn’t even make it to the stairs! He flew down those two small steps directly onto his head! Good thing his buddy graduated right before him so he had someone to dust him off right after that embarrassing moment.
16. “You will at some point fall…”
This guy had it easy. All he had to do was walk across the stage and shake a couple hands. Apparently he also had to be given instructions on how not to fall of the stage, but he didn’t get the memo on that one.
17. In The Face!
18. Her Friends Couldn’t Hold It In!
19. Gradudates
20. Umm…I Think He Abbreviated On Purpose
21. What A Lovely Cat-Cake!
22. You May Have Missed A Letter…
23. And this actual grad cap that featured the wrong “hire.”
24. This even more unacceptable spelling error
25. This grad, who ate the ground:
