1. First, there are the cucumbers
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2. They are downright frightening
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They are downright frightening giphy.com
3. And deviously sneaky
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4. As are their evil twin, the zucchini
4. As are their evil twin, the zucchini
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Then, of course, there's the bananas giphy.com
6. Oh, those dreaded yellow monsters
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Oh, those dreaded yellow monsters imgur.com
7. AHHHHHHHHHH, IT TOUCHED ME!!!
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8. You know what's worse than a banana? TWO bananas!
8. You know what's worse than a banana?
TWO bananas! giphy.com
9. OMG, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFFFFFFFFFFFF!
View post on imgur.com 10. And the strawberries...
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11. And when the lemons just show up IN YOUR DISH?
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12. Some cats are trying to fight back against the menacing produce
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13. They'll show that fruit who's boss
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14. But if you slip up...
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But if you slip up... giphy.com